Yesterday, I did our weekly grocery shopping.

As the Safeway clerk handed me my receipt, she asked, “Would like to contribute money for breast cancer?”

I said, “No.  I’m against breast cancer.”

She just stared.

I think my humor is lost on Safeway grocery clerks.

Reminds me of the time when Ruby Bhatia made a 'charity appearance' at our college fest. On stage she shouted out to everyone, "Hey guys! I'm back! Remember why I was here last year?" "AIDS!" said everyone in a chorus.

"Not AIDS you dummies! Anti-AIDS!" Hahaha.

Ok I admit, Stephan's way funnier :D